I only just today realized that the “walk the plank” plank on a boat is not a special addition pirates added to their ships as a means of public execution that looked like a little wooden diving board.
It is, in fact, the very same plank as the gangplank you’d normally use to get on and off of the ship. It is not the presence of the plank that is threatening, but the absence of dock.
Ok, everyone has a few of these. However...
#12 Are there really people who need a freakin electronic device to tell you when they've brushed your freakin teeth long enough???????? How fn stupid have people become? What if you accidentally (no pun intended) brush one side a little longer than usual, and it cuts off? Do you just leave the other side unbrushed? Do you assume that because the brush turned off, that you're good no matter what? How can you be so out of touch with your own body? It's your fn mouth, and you can't tell if you've bushed all your teeth enough. smh. ...It's like the vapes which supposedly tell you when you've taken a full breath. REALLY???????? Wtf. You don't know when you've taken a full breath?! I dunno; maybe you've taken a full breath when you can't take in anymore air????? Call me crazy, but that would be a sign I could understand.
oK mIlLiE.