Family gave me a cat. I drowned it. Wanna see the video?

wife and kids wanted bird. bird is boring. bird never wants to be handled, touched or even be near wife or kids. I never want to touch or handle bird. but, when wife and kids leave the room, bird lands on my head.

@august link or it didn't happen

@August: Yeah. I'd love to see the video. Why don't you give us your address? We could come over to your place...