The Sun interviewed the sparring couple, and James admitted that he is currently fearful of retribution.

“We’ve been playing pranks on each other for 24 years,” he said. “I’m one up at the moment—but I’m also scared because I don’t know what she’s now planning.”

Kelly is less amused, saying, “There’s a line and he’s crossed it big time. We’re just a normal family but our banter’s got out of hand. It’s still really raw. We do mess about anyway but this is on another level.”

She truly sounds traumatized, adding, “I was horrified. I couldn’t believe it. I hated the photo so much. I just can’t look at it properly without laughing. It’s horrific and he’s added more chins.”

Okay, so she did laugh a little. But she’s definitely ANGRY: “He needs to watch his back because karma’s a b***h,” said Kelly. “I’ll think of something to get him back, but it’s going to have to be really, really bad to top that.”

So, what did Kelly do in the first place to earn this eternal prank? She apparently gave her husband a “dodgy haircut.”