As a former FedEx step van driver, I once had a client try to ship an open container of laundry softener. Damn rig smelled like Downey for a month.

#17, well....don't leave us hanging, were the police called? I can't get passed this.

I once had a customer give me a $5 bill for a $4.02 order. He said, “Just give me back a dollar.” I think he thought it was $3.98. The $.02 was going to be my “tip”. I was delivering pizza at the time.

#19.. a halfway descent retail salesperson would have at least sold them a computer