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Forget 4 year s ago
When arriving home, almost never using a key to enter. Just turn the knob and go in.
Your home has been unlocked all day.

Almost every room has at least one light on, despite having left the house hours earlier when it was daylight.

Every kitchen is huge and has an overhanging collection of copper pots & utensils that probably never get used.

Dating couple has an argument and don’t see each other for a few days. Then one of them decides to visit the other and work things out. Partner answers the door but doesn’t open it all the way. And that’s when a surprise person pops-out from another room “You didn’t say if you wanted regular or deca…..ohhh….” That scene should never, ever be filmed again.

Guy is on phone with spouse while with his mistress. Mistress is doing all sorts of playing/teasing with him while he’s trying to speak to spouse. Spouse: “Is everything OK?” Meanwhile dumb mistress just keeps teasing/giggling. That scene should never, ever be filmed again.

Cowboys brawl outside of a saloon. Afterwards, they dunk their heads/use water from nearby horse-trough to ‘clean-up’. Ever seen a horse trough? They’re disgusting.

When being chased, keep looking back to see if dinosaur/monster is still pursuing, despite being able to hear the racket they’re making.

During foot-pursuit by chainsaw guy, stop every now & then and breathe/cry loudly so that they can locate you. You can also stop and peer around a building, as if to say “Hey!! I’m over here!”
       
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Concern 4 year s ago
Being able to find a parking space RIGHT in front of whatever building they're going to, even in places like New York!
       
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Skeleton 4 year s ago
"I'll have a beer and a glass of wine of any non-specific brand or type. Oh, and don't bother giving me a bill, here's a random amount of monies. That should cover the cost and your tip perfectly."
       
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Journalist 4 year s ago
Space operas using “light speed” to travel instantly between star systems.

New couples kissing immediately after waking up. If you like toilet breath, I guess.
       
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Concern 4 year s ago
hollywood children (action) movies where american cars hid a cardboard box, flies through the air and explodes!

explosions in space (with a bang... in vacuum)
       
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belayclappingdance3dashdirol
drinksfoolgirl_craygirl_devilgirl_witch
goodgreenheartJC-LOLJC_doubledown
JC_OMG_signkisslaughingman_in_lmocking
mr47_04musicokroflsarcastic
sm_80tonguevishenka_33vomitwassat
yahooshoot

Guns making a lot of random clicking noises as soon as they point it at someone.

 

Guy A threatening guy B with a pistol, cocks pistol “I’ll do it! Dont think I wont!” Guy B: “Hey man take it easy” Guy A: cocks gun again “IM NOT F@#KING PLAYING!”


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