I love me some porn, and I make no bones about it. So I am not some grumpy old beyotch looking for something to beyotch about.
I also have enjoyed a fair number of the shows, except for the fact that it effs up the game and appeals to all the aholes who don't watch a single game all year, and are only there for the party.
But let's face it: the NFL wants that halftime show to be as close to porn as it can be. It is nothing more than repressed porn with clothes on.
It is porn. It's nothing but porn with music. End of story.
If I ever get 3 wishes one of them will be to make everybody naked unless they're in a situation where they'd need clothes in order to stay alive. If we couldn't help being naked we'd all get over our hangups pretty quickly.
Personally, I find nothing attractive about those two lumpy-a$$ old b*tches AT ALL. Twerking is the least sensual thing a person could possibly do with their a$$. It's not a sexy dance, it's a mating gesture for monkeys.
It's kind of fun to watch Americans discuss the serious issues of nudity while we show naked bodys with nipples to 12 year olds in Europe and nothing happens.
I love me some porn, and I make no bones about it. So I am not some grumpy old beyotch looking for something to beyotch about.
I also have enjoyed a fair number of the shows, except for the fact that it effs up the game and appeals to all the aholes who don't watch a single game all year, and are only there for the party.
But let's face it: the NFL wants that halftime show to be as close to porn as it can be. It is nothing more than repressed porn with clothes on.
It is porn. It's nothing but porn with music. End of story.
If I ever get 3 wishes one of them will be to make everybody naked unless they're in a situation where they'd need clothes in order to stay alive. If we couldn't help being naked we'd all get over our hangups pretty quickly.
Personally, I find nothing attractive about those two lumpy-a$$ old b*tches AT ALL. Twerking is the least sensual thing a person could possibly do with their a$$. It's not a sexy dance, it's a mating gesture for monkeys.
It's kind of fun to watch Americans discuss the serious issues of nudity while we show naked bodys with nipples to 12 year olds in Europe and nothing happens.
I also have enjoyed a fair number of the shows, except for the fact that it effs up the game and appeals to all the aholes who don't watch a single game all year, and are only there for the party.
But let's face it: the NFL wants that halftime show to be as close to porn as it can be. It is nothing more than repressed porn with clothes on.
It is porn. It's nothing but porn with music. End of story.
So stop with your indignity. It's porn.