WTF is a Bullfrong?

BullDong, obviously

#10 This is a ridiculous fact in that it is so evidently untrue.

Google says: In fact, the British monarch owns all unmarked mute swans in open water in the UK, but the Queen only exercises ownership on certain stretches and tributaries of the River Thames around Windsor.

@Wonderful I did a 10 seconds Google search and found this link. You should try it sometimes. https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/why-the-queen-owns-every-swan

#11 That would be 1.2 cookies every day for 70 years. Every f@#king day.

Bride: considering that my S.O. can (and does) finish a pack of Chips Ahoy all by herself in about 30 minutes I still think that the 30k figure is doable. She has the kind of metabolism most of us would pay to get, and has to eat at least twice as much as I do just to keep from losing weight. She's not the only person like this, either.

#3 its called mexican standoff.

#6 is wrong. You can't use an airplane to find moose for hunting (even if you're not the hunter), but it's not illegal for a wildlife photographer to take pictures of them from the sky, nor for scientists to track them from the sky.

MY penis was in the Guiness Book of World Records......then the librarian told me to take it out.