... you get exactly what you paying for. Asking potential high school dropout with obvious signs of mental retardation for something will yield those results.

Obviously this generation missed out on the wisdom of Saturday morning cartoons: Don't drown your food! Cartoon with a little dude who looked like a mustard bottle. Or he may have been cheese.

Dang. I ordered humor, not inter-generational insults.

#16 is awesome! Excellent creativity.