When spit roasting your bro's girl, ask if heads or tails is his preference.

If a bro wants to talk about some sh#t he's going through, let him. Otherwise, don't bring it up.

I've been #14ing'd so many times in the past that I found I actually did better if I just showed up solo. Good wingmen are rare, everybody else is just looking to stab you in the back as soon as is convenient.

#9 Been in that situation more than once. Had a friend and his GF break up and she called me to "hang out" FYI I passed.