First of all I was like: "Lucky Bastard" then I saw the pictures. Now I think: "I wonder if they have a channel on Pornhub?" or an "Amateur Website"?

Boomer here: good for them.

If they're happy, it's none of my business, and I'd buy them all drinks if I saw them at a bar.

tool(s)

Boomer is either lying to virtue signal or he's an idiot who buys random people drinks.

Unless, of course, he was buying the drinks to get them all drunk so he could take advantage of the guy.

hmm might work when you're younger. but things change when you age and the practical ways come through.

"Jimmy ALLOWED her ..." F@#k me, what decade do you guys live in ? He ALLOWED her ?
Did he OWN her, like a car or a sideboard ?

...as if being married to one person isn't hard enough.

Millennial women are ugly

I need Coronavirus because I can’t stand the sight of these people.

What would Heydrich do?

Boxcars and German Shepherds