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Intact 1 year ago
When I was 30 I had a circumcision, there I was on the OR table under those bright lights with my genitals exposed and in walks about ten student nurses. The doc came over and told me what a lucky guy I was with so many nurses attending. I just told him to knock me out, PLEASE. sm_80
       
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Mushroom 1 year ago
Me rolled in for surgery. My nurse was fantasy level hot. Just stunning. Sexiest girl within 500 miles. As I was in the 10-second countdown, she leaned over and said "I'll be the first thing you'll see when you wake up."

Even then, I saw how fake that was, and she was fishing for a compliment in front of everyone. With my final conscious breath, I mumbled "You've used that line before."

Last thing I heard was 12 other people in the room laughing.

Never saw her again.
       
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Emailed 1 year ago
#6 Yeah, propofol. Great stuff, kept me in a coma for three weeks until my lungs and heart could work again. Still alive 8 years later but not looking forwards to corvid-19.
       
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Bookmark 1 year ago
Emailed,ah buck up ya pansy, something gonna kill us all before this life is done, remember I told you here and first: "no one gets out of this world alive"
       
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