#12 Yeah, but you got a really cool numeric palindrome.

#5 "accidently"

#21 A phone that can´t be dropped once is a pretty useless p.o.s.
My mobile has kissed the floor over a hundred times and is still watertight..

#5 Leather stretches from moisture. Those are kind of sh#tty plastic ones... Idiot.

#19 That's because you and your dad are idiot enough not to notice that.

#17 Yeah, let's brag on the internet about how idiot we are.

- Several of these are just people being stupid.