Actually most of them look EXACTLY like I'd expect - crazy, covered in graffiti, faces laden with shrapnel.

#8 I envy Sean Lennon, son of the only artist on this list

Paris Jackson as none of her father's DNA. All three of his children have the same surrogate mother, but three different sperm donors.

Paris was created, essentially bought and paid for. Francesca looks like an alien.

All of them resemble their parents except for MJ's Paris Jackson...but, we're pretty certain that she's not his biological child.