#11 That steak looks like roadkill.

But tasty roadkill.

#12 hobbit portion would be big meals 5 times a day. It's a running gag throughout the movies how much hobbits eat.

#18 is taking selfies while she’s asleep. Who fell for that fraud?

Comp - Well, obviously somebody did, at least once.

#10 Leave them alone? really?
They are too young to be alone in bath!

#19 will tattoo her eyeballs when she grows up..