About 10 minutes pass and now theres only 30 people in line in front of us when this woman (early-mid 20s) who is 4 places ahead of Karen sneezes into her sleeve. Now I want to take this opportunity to say that SNEEZING IS NOT A SYMPTOM OF COVID-19 AND NOT INDICATIVE OF ONES STATUS.

It’s April and springtime and as someone who has suffered my whole life with allergies, I can tell the difference between a “im sick” sneeze and a “pollen tickled my nose” sneeze. This was an allergy sneeze. But Karen felt like she had just discovered a bioterrorism plot.