– Plus ones were to be spouses only. Two guys happily told her they’d bring their husbands, and she kicked them both from the Facebook page.

– The venue was the high school’s soccer field. In Iowa. In August. We were welcome to bring our own chairs.

– A few people offered to bring beanbags and bocce and similar games. She said no, because it would make the reunion “too much like tailgating”

– Suggested entertainment was a guided tour of the school, which had undergone zero change since we graduated.

– Catering was from Hy Vee, which is a grocery store. Their food is actually ok, but —

– Tickets were $60.

It was ultimately cancelled because out of our class of 300, less than 10 people bought tickets.