That hair cut, like in 17, I bet she gets it cut like that so it don't get messed up when she smashes.

#11 Perfect!

#6 Just to qualify this: Left on a registered nurses car who has to travel to work every day.

Middy, every neighborhood has at least one awful Karen trying to police everyone. I once lived in a neighborhood that was like 99% Karens (Utah, USA). She reported us to the hoa weekly for like a single tiny weed in the grass, bins too close together, my dog looks menacing and so much more. It was the worst.

Who the f#!k would ever agree to live anywhere subject to a home owners association?!