The average person breaks wind about fourteen times a day. Fourteen. Times.
If you're pretty sure you don't notice yourself passing gas over ten times daily, that's because lots of the expulsions happen at night. The average gut holds about 0.5 to 1.5 litres of gas, so it's no wonder our toots are so prolific!
I should know I'm a surgical tech.
So, you're semi awake and rebelling against the government? lol I know it's just a typo and that you meant to type "sedation", but the thought of "sedition" that you don't remember was too funny to pass up! It's a shame that there's no way we can go back and change our errors. Heaven knows I'm made my share and then notice it when it's too late!