Approaching slowly, the big bull seemed harmless and the photographer kept on clicking photos. But that was until it got REALLY close and started sniffing the bride’s dress. Everybody likes a long shiny gown!
But evil farmer abducted her!
You're particularly disrespectful, folks...
Indeed, they are sitting on the grass, not on the road, with their milk truck...
In any other (civilized) country they can receive a fine for that!