The Daily Mail broke down the castle on a budget shopping list—wood chipping: $11 from B&Q, swing: $18 from eBay, heavy duty slide from Amazon retails around $120, rock climbing stones: $41 from eBay, charcoal grey paint: $15 from B&Q. The essentials can be bought for a total of $205, which is a tenth of the retail price.
Always look on the Bright Side of Life.
We don't have that sh#t in the UK, so do one.
Where's the glory hole for her to practice BJs?
Next is the pink stripper pole and lap dance chase.