#19 actually made me laugh, like audibly laugh.

#16 i meant. oops.

Guitars aren't bad. Bad musicians are bad. Especially ones who think they're good!

#1 Your bedroom is F-ing filthy.

#18, I had to have my mic on in a meeting once (working in the kitchen). Immediately after it's on, the dog starts drinking out of her bucket, rather noisily. New meeting etiquette rule created on the spot.