“There are always fun ways to keep control of parenting during challenging times like lockdown,” she finished.

I say, good on you, Sarah. That’s certainly one of the stranger methods of parental control I’ve seen before, and frankly, after this is all over it will be fairly strange explaining a vending machine in your living room, but to Hell with what others think. If it works, it works.

As Les Grossman would wisely say, “We do not negotiate with terrorists”.