“Most Expensive Restaurant I've Ever Been. Chef Literally Made The Starter In Our Hand”
“Here's My Cocktail. With Ducks. In A Bath”
The One Vegetarian Entrée At This Restaurant Is Served Inside The Shell Of A Dead Sea Creature
This Whole Thing Is Just Wrong!
"So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 [FRIGGIN] FROZEN GRAPES IN A [FRIGGIN] VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE [FRIGGIN] LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER @$$HAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A [FRIGGIN] SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN [FRIGGIN] LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. [FRIGGIN] FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.
AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…"
Though This Really Is The Stairway To Heaven
“My Friend Was Served A Single Potato On A Tiny Chair”
Carrot Served On A Telephone
“Saw This On A Friend’s Instagram. The Horror”
Spaghetti Bolognese In A Bread Cone
“Saw A Bird Nest Post Here And Thought This Was Comparable”
It’s Getting Out Of Hand
“Don’t Eat The Rocks” - Waiter Upon Serving
The Jello Tasted Alright, Nothing Special
“Our Sharing Starter Came In A Sink”
Just Why??
Not A Plate, But An Actual Glass Would Be Nice
“Not Shown: The Sauce Proceeding To Spill Onto My Lap”
“I'm Gonna Swing From The Chandelier, From The Chandelier”
Cheese Served On A Mouse Trap
The Syrup Is Already Going Down His Arm
Steak And Mashed Taters In A Sombrero
We Demand Plates
“My Friend's Ramen Was Served In A Beer Mug”
Sorbetto With Foam Served In A Lightbulb On A Bed Of Dried Grass
Gordon Got Served A Steak On A Roof Tile
Dinner At A Corporate Christmas Party. Mashed Potatoes, Roast Beef, And Peas In A Martini Glass
Burgers As Garnish In A Bloody Mary
This Broccoli On Barbed Wire
“Didn't Expect My Appetizer To Be Served Inside A Dresser But Ok”
$500 Tasting Menu, And This Is How Dessert Was Served...
At A Conference In Houston
“Scrolling Through Instagram This Morning And Found This”
“Not In Need Of A Plate, But A Bowl Would Have Been Nice As Opposed To This Wine Glass For My Soup, Which Was Poured At The Table Out Of A Wine Bottle”
Lol Excuse Me?
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that´s just savage.