“There were rumors in my store that I liked one guy and he liked me, but we were too stupid to admit it to each other. One day I was fed up and decided to take action, so in front of everyone I shouted at him from the opposite side of the department “hey name! I like you ok?” He turned and shouted back “thank you”.
We ended up dating for 3 months.”
Nice girl asking me the time.
Me: "There's a clock, literally right there."
One I still regret to this day;
Setting the scene, really nice girl working at the local pool. I was really into her but never had the balls to tell her.
One time while I was taking a shower, last one in the showers before the pool closed.
She came up to me and told me to check an adjecent maintenance room.
So, I followed her there. Room was dimly lid and she closed the door.
Now this idiot called me, started checking the electronics on the wall.
In hindsight I missed so many hints from her, it's unbelievable.
One of the things on the list to educate my son: "Be respectful and no is no but learn the hints."