#30 that Ipad is broken because some @$$hole tried to steal the Ipad and the mount prevented that theft.

#38 Now lose the weight, my good man.

#38 who gives a sh#t

49. the alchemist, the bigest fraud in history of literature

Jacuzzi in the room is pretty nice, especially in the winter. I stayed at a place the tub was bigger and it took around half an our to even fill. They also supply a mini spa kit sometimes.

Let me get this straight. In rural Italy, one has coblestone streets, sidewalks and after surrounded by other multi store square houses... Ok.
Beautiful place, but it sure looks like it's in town to me.

Man I have auto correct when I'm being glib.