And, something of a bonus story:
Not asked to me but by a buddy in the military.
We will call him Tony and we were in a pretty intense course in the military a few years ago. And tony had a problem with asking our instructors a lot of f@#king questions. If they asked if anyone had questions, Tony had about 3 or 4 that could be easily answered by anyone of us.
This obviously pissed our instructors off to a point where one snapped: “Tony, why do you ask so many f@#king stupid questions?” Tony smiled and replied: “So I don’t do something f@#king stupid, Sergeant” Everyone, including instructors, started laughing (minus the instructor who was legitimately pissed off with Tony). Goddamn Tony, he got em good