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Silvester 3 year s ago
Years ago I went to that Chinese restaurant where celebrities stuck their hands in cement. It was then I realized that I was not even worthy to be looking at them. I went home and flogged myself with a home made burlap whip. Remember people, celebrities are gods and we are to worship them but never ever be in their presence, they do the most important work on earth, pretend to be Batman or some sh#t
       
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