“I was like 8 and wanted money at the cottage.
Aunt told me I could ‘stir the s@#t hole’ (outhouse) if I was that desperate.
So I found the longest downed tree branch I could, took off all the twigs, etc. Then used that 8 foot bastard to stir it up. Then went to collect my money.
She laughed at me, said she couldn’t believe it.
So I fished the branch out of the forest and left it on the hood of her car.”