If these little things make you Europeans uncomfortable, wait until you find out about our love of pick-up trucks, fireworks on the 4th of July, apple pickin', corn dogs, giant foam "We're Number 1" fingers, target shootin' guns after lunch out in the backyard with grandma and the cousins, bass fishin', feedin' the birds and squirrels until they're monstrous sumo-sized, adults dressin' up for Halloween and acting like drunken idiots in public, jet skiing, snowmobiling, and dirt biking, going to a drive-in movie theater, DEEP FRIED EVERYTHING at the county fair, playin' little league baseball with the whole town lookin' on, wavin' to the cop directin' traffic - and meanin' it, and going to the church our choice - or not, because we can. Don't hate us because we're beautiful and free, hate us because we don't give a $h#t about what you think of us.
Charlotte, some these words come from the French language, so they pronounce it closer to their pronunciation in French. (Not saying they should, just stating a fact).
You don’t have to defend yourself. You have a different culture, and language. It strange for the word, but funny too. You looks too stressed... ...you should masturbate often.
#5. Why can't British pronounce all the syllables in a word. Battery comes out bat-tree, medicine comes out med-sin, territory comes out tear-ah-tree. Come on Brits, you guys were supposed to be the ones, or at least you brag about being the ones, that invented the language.
A lot of these are knitpicking nonsense. Each country has things we all find strange. British have crooked teeth and eat blood pudding for breakfast, australians eat bread with margarine and sprinkles for breakfast. How about maggot cheese from mediterenean islands or fossa poop coffee in madagascar. Colombians eat toasted ants and chinese people have mice fetus, scorpion and snake wines. I was today years old when i realized there are a lot of strange, ackward and just plain backwards practices from around the world that are bullsh#t compared to the things mentioned in this article.
As an American I don’t really take offense to these - I think most of them were said in good natured fun. Many of these things seem perfectly normal to us, I’m sure each country has things that other countries find odd. It’s fun - as long as it isn’t gross - blood pudding for example LOL.
I just found out non-american's are pretentious a-holes who think the universe revolves around their tiny, stale, crumpet eating, over-domesticated, dirt farm nations with sour wine, smelly tea, and ugly little toy cars. Just kidding. I've always known that. Now GF yourselves. AMERICA!!!!!!!
I'm from Southwest Missouri, pretty close to the heart of American red neck country.
#2 I've never heard of traffic circles. Round-about is what I call them, some call them Round-Robins #3 Only beans slow cooked in BBQ sauce to go along with the BBQ flavor of the meat being cooked #4 Yes we do, sadly some still fail #5 There is an Eddie Izzard joke there #6 Not common in my area, usually from southern USA but it's the sweet/salty thing #12 Usually only common in low income areas where kids are playing outside in the heat #13 Only Savages use a microwave, we know what kettles are and use them #14 Anything between slices of bread is a sandwich to us #17 In my area we try not to wear shoes outside, let alone in the house #18 Movie hype #20 Only uneducated ones similar to Maple Syrup or Surrup #21 Because a full bath has a shower or bath as well, so only half of the amenities #22 I went into eningeering so i've completely forgotten how to write in cursive but it is not common in schools anymore #23 Not common in my area #26 I'll blow your mind further. Cantoulope is called "mush-mellon" where I grew up #28 I spell it catalogue and constantly get corrected. I'm not a fan of catalog either
If these little things make you Europeans uncomfortable, wait until you find out about our love of pick-up trucks, fireworks on the 4th of July, apple pickin', corn dogs, giant foam "We're Number 1" fingers, target shootin' guns after lunch out in the backyard with grandma and the cousins, bass fishin', feedin' the birds and squirrels until they're monstrous sumo-sized, adults dressin' up for Halloween and acting like drunken idiots in public, jet skiing, snowmobiling, and dirt biking, going to a drive-in movie theater, DEEP FRIED EVERYTHING at the county fair, playin' little league baseball with the whole town lookin' on, wavin' to the cop directin' traffic - and meanin' it, and going to the church our choice - or not, because we can. Don't hate us because we're beautiful and free, hate us because we don't give a $h#t about what you think of us.
Charlotte, some these words come from the French language, so they pronounce it closer to their pronunciation in French. (Not saying they should, just stating a fact).
You don’t have to defend yourself. You have a different culture, and language. It strange for the word, but funny too. You looks too stressed... ...you should masturbate often.
#5. Why can't British pronounce all the syllables in a word. Battery comes out bat-tree, medicine comes out med-sin, territory comes out tear-ah-tree. Come on Brits, you guys were supposed to be the ones, or at least you brag about being the ones, that invented the language.
A lot of these are knitpicking nonsense. Each country has things we all find strange. British have crooked teeth and eat blood pudding for breakfast, australians eat bread with margarine and sprinkles for breakfast. How about maggot cheese from mediterenean islands or fossa poop coffee in madagascar. Colombians eat toasted ants and chinese people have mice fetus, scorpion and snake wines. I was today years old when i realized there are a lot of strange, ackward and just plain backwards practices from around the world that are bullsh#t compared to the things mentioned in this article.
As an American I don’t really take offense to these - I think most of them were said in good natured fun. Many of these things seem perfectly normal to us, I’m sure each country has things that other countries find odd. It’s fun - as long as it isn’t gross - blood pudding for example LOL.
I just found out non-american's are pretentious a-holes who think the universe revolves around their tiny, stale, crumpet eating, over-domesticated, dirt farm nations with sour wine, smelly tea, and ugly little toy cars. Just kidding. I've always known that. Now GF yourselves. AMERICA!!!!!!!
I'm from Southwest Missouri, pretty close to the heart of American red neck country.
#2 I've never heard of traffic circles. Round-about is what I call them, some call them Round-Robins #3 Only beans slow cooked in BBQ sauce to go along with the BBQ flavor of the meat being cooked #4 Yes we do, sadly some still fail #5 There is an Eddie Izzard joke there #6 Not common in my area, usually from southern USA but it's the sweet/salty thing #12 Usually only common in low income areas where kids are playing outside in the heat #13 Only Savages use a microwave, we know what kettles are and use them #14 Anything between slices of bread is a sandwich to us #17 In my area we try not to wear shoes outside, let alone in the house #18 Movie hype #20 Only uneducated ones similar to Maple Syrup or Surrup #21 Because a full bath has a shower or bath as well, so only half of the amenities #22 I went into eningeering so i've completely forgotten how to write in cursive but it is not common in schools anymore #23 Not common in my area #26 I'll blow your mind further. Cantoulope is called "mush-mellon" where I grew up #28 I spell it catalogue and constantly get corrected. I'm not a fan of catalog either
Yeah, but can you also take a joke without starting a war?
smh..... stop with this anti-american bullsh!t.
Sher, French Toast.
America doesn't excist
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also the moon is flat
French toast.
Yes, it is good! I like white cheddar popcorn better though.
#2 I've never heard of traffic circles. Round-about is what I call them, some call them Round-Robins
#3 Only beans slow cooked in BBQ sauce to go along with the BBQ flavor of the meat being cooked
#4 Yes we do, sadly some still fail
#5 There is an Eddie Izzard joke there
#6 Not common in my area, usually from southern USA but it's the sweet/salty thing
#12 Usually only common in low income areas where kids are playing outside in the heat
#13 Only Savages use a microwave, we know what kettles are and use them
#14 Anything between slices of bread is a sandwich to us
#17 In my area we try not to wear shoes outside, let alone in the house
#18 Movie hype
#20 Only uneducated ones similar to Maple Syrup or Surrup
#21 Because a full bath has a shower or bath as well, so only half of the amenities
#22 I went into eningeering so i've completely forgotten how to write in cursive but it is not common in schools anymore
#23 Not common in my area
#26 I'll blow your mind further. Cantoulope is called "mush-mellon" where I grew up
#28 I spell it catalogue and constantly get corrected. I'm not a fan of catalog either