Non-Americans Will Never Understand Things That Americans Do…

12 Jun 2020


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Jimmy 3 month s ago
Some of those non-americans have a remarkable low intellectual horizon dash
       
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Hubert 3 month s ago
Well to be fair, we are a country of 350 million immigrants.
       
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Nettie 3 month s ago
If these little things make you Europeans uncomfortable, wait until you find out about our love of pick-up trucks, fireworks on the 4th of July, apple pickin', corn dogs, giant foam "We're Number 1" fingers, target shootin' guns after lunch out in the backyard with grandma and the cousins, bass fishin', feedin' the birds and squirrels until they're monstrous sumo-sized, adults dressin' up for Halloween and acting like drunken idiots in public, jet skiing, snowmobiling, and dirt biking, going to a drive-in movie theater, DEEP FRIED EVERYTHING at the county fair, playin' little league baseball with the whole town lookin' on, wavin' to the cop directin' traffic - and meanin' it, and going to the church our choice - or not, because we can. Don't hate us because we're beautiful and free, hate us because we don't give a $h#t about what you think of us.
       
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Katelin 3 month s ago
Nettie, That was downright [email protected]#kin gorgeous mate. You said it all, really.
       
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Alice 3 month s ago
Charlotte, some these words come from the French language, so they pronounce it closer to their pronunciation in French. (Not saying they should, just stating a fact).
       
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Dre 3 month s ago
Nettie,
Yeah, but can you also take a joke without starting a war?
       
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Jem 3 month s ago
We don't walk anywhere either if we can help it. I have seen people get in their car and drive around the corner 50 feet to pick up their mail.
       
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Robin 3 month s ago
guess what...america doesnt care
       
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Pherbia 3 month s ago
You don’t have to defend yourself. You have a different culture, and language. It strange for the word, but funny too. You looks too stressed... ...you should masturbate often.
       
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Mildred 3 month s ago
So they do things different then other countries? Who would of known!
smh..... stop with this anti-american bullsh!t.
       
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Eleanor 3 month s ago
Mildred, anti American? It’s just humor, don’t be so sensitive. I’m also American, btw.

Sher, French Toast.
       
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Charlotte 3 month s ago
#5. Why can't British pronounce all the syllables in a word. Battery comes out bat-tree, medicine comes out med-sin, territory comes out tear-ah-tree. Come on Brits, you guys were supposed to be the ones, or at least you brag about being the ones, that invented the language.
       
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Greta 3 month s ago
A lot of these are knitpicking nonsense. Each country has things we all find strange. British have crooked teeth and eat blood pudding for breakfast, australians eat bread with margarine and sprinkles for breakfast. How about maggot cheese from mediterenean islands or fossa poop coffee in madagascar. Colombians eat toasted ants and chinese people have mice fetus, scorpion and snake wines. I was today years old when i realized there are a lot of strange, ackward and just plain backwards practices from around the world that are bullsh#t compared to the things mentioned in this article.
       
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Judith 3 month s ago
the french faked the America-landing,
America doesn't excist
...

also the moon is flat
       
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Sher 3 month s ago
WTF is eggy bread?
       
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Alberta 3 month s ago
Sher,

French toast.
       
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Ezra 3 month s ago
As an American I don’t really take offense to these - I think most of them were said in good natured fun. Many of these things seem perfectly normal to us, I’m sure each country has things that other countries find odd. It’s fun - as long as it isn’t gross - blood pudding for example LOL.
       
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Estella 3 month s ago
I just found out non-american's are pretentious a-holes who think the universe revolves around their tiny, stale, crumpet eating, over-domesticated, dirt farm nations with sour wine, smelly tea, and ugly little toy cars. Just kidding. I've always known that. Now GF yourselves. AMERICA!!!!!!!
       
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Fenrisulven 3 month s ago
#1 is it good? I wanna try!
Never underestimate the power of large crowds, of stupid people.
       
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Richard 3 month s ago
Fenrisulven,

Yes, it is good! I like white cheddar popcorn better though.
       
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Rose 3 month s ago
Always fun to see how the colonies are fairing.
       
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Missy 3 month s ago
Just watch TEAM AMERICA; WORLD POLICE. That's us. dirol
       
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Maxine 3 month s ago
Missy, Hilarious. Hope you find it funny when you realise you've lost your Western allies because of your slide into fascism.
       
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Eben 3 month s ago
anti american stuff ...... boom: triggered americans telling u how much they dont care 35
       
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Mena 3 month s ago
I'm from Southwest Missouri, pretty close to the heart of American red neck country.

#2 I've never heard of traffic circles. Round-about is what I call them, some call them Round-Robins
#3 Only beans slow cooked in BBQ sauce to go along with the BBQ flavor of the meat being cooked
#4 Yes we do, sadly some still fail
#5 There is an Eddie Izzard joke there
#6 Not common in my area, usually from southern USA but it's the sweet/salty thing
#12 Usually only common in low income areas where kids are playing outside in the heat
#13 Only Savages use a microwave, we know what kettles are and use them
#14 Anything between slices of bread is a sandwich to us
#17 In my area we try not to wear shoes outside, let alone in the house
#18 Movie hype
#20 Only uneducated ones similar to Maple Syrup or Surrup
#21 Because a full bath has a shower or bath as well, so only half of the amenities
#22 I went into eningeering so i've completely forgotten how to write in cursive but it is not common in schools anymore
#23 Not common in my area
#26 I'll blow your mind further. Cantoulope is called "mush-mellon" where I grew up
#28 I spell it catalogue and constantly get corrected. I'm not a fan of catalog either
       
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