#49 Alaska is its own country now... did anyone tell the US?

#72 Diego, the tortoise, "single handedly" saved his whole race??? Wouldn't he have needed some females to impregnate??? Sounds like a team effort to me...

#34 could be a bit brisk with the open air, but hard to stand in? Hardly. Hard to stand in is having to wear sandals to the funky communal shower so you don't catch something.

i wonder if #75 will withstand a storm. or will it fly away like all the other sheds u americans call houses?

49 europe isnt there

#6 i before e

#35 the Johnson Wax Company

#26 photoshopped
You’d be swattin at bugs the entire time anyway.

#28 that’s right, make your kid think it’s cute to abuse animals, that’s what Jeffery Dahmer’s mother did.

#56 your wife wasn’t wearing the wedding dress when I was at your house.

You’re uncomfortable because traffic lights are big? Imma take a wild guess here, you have no friends.