What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0? (3 pics + 17 gifs)

Posted in INTERESTING       18 Jun 2020       2102       5

Kazoo.. for obvious reasons


I’d bring a bicycle. Nobody would ever be able to catch me. They’d be in awe of my ability to travel anywhere I wanted 10x faster than them for free and not have to feed and train a horse.

 

A camera, and when I show them their picture, I tell them I’ve captured their soul.


A picture of Earth taken from outer space.

 

LED hula hoop

 

Izismile Video Collection

As many spices and seasonings as I could in their modern-day little shaky containers. To say I would be a rich man would be an understatement.

 

If the point is to blow people’s minds, I’d take a gold plated Apache helicopter and materialize in year 0 at the top of Mount Olympus. I’d fly my golden chariot, circling Athens a few times so everyone notices, land it at the Parthenon, and emerge in a flight suit. Minds blown.

 

Prolly some fake magic equipment. S#$t, I could be Jesus 2 right after he died.

 

Well, antibiotics and medicines in general. Because if I don’t, I’ll probably kill everyone with all the diseases that I will bring from the future.

 

A lighter. If Hocus Pocus taught me anything, it’s that’s making fire in your hands will freak people out.

Also, I’d probably die without one.


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A [email protected]#t ton of cocaine.

 

Flex-seal

Your door is splitting down the middle? There’s gaps in your houses? Your cart is broken? Don’t you guys worry, I gotcha covered.

 

My prosthetic leg for my amputation. Just being alive would be a feat and the leg would be the icing on the cake!!

 

A map of the world. Roman Empire in America.


A laser pointer with a solar battery. I’m gonna scare the [email protected]#t out of some people with a harmless beam of light

 

Toilet paper. It even made people lose their minds in 2020.

 

A rubix cube and when I solve it I will be their king.

 

I keep going back and forth between the gun and the tank.

 

An atom bomb is sure to make everyone lose their mind.

 



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Leafa 1 month ago
solar calculator ofcourse. FOR SCIENCE!
       
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Link 1 month ago
A dozen Walkie Talkies that can be recharged via solar power.
       
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Milly 1 month ago
Detailed game score records for every major sports league, place your bets. good
       
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Erasmus 1 month ago
A fine early 1900's horse drawn plow and some good grain.
That'll boost economy and the rest will follow.

If folks have no grasp of what you bring it'll be scary and condemed. Upgrade what they already have and that will really boost their lives and accelerate the scientific evolution.

Remember that in an evolved society only a select few are making food and that frees the hands of the rest to develop and prosper.
       
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Antonia 1 month ago
My combination AK 57 oozie radar laser triple-barrel double-scoped heat-seekin shotgun.
       
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