What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0? (3 pics + 17 gifs)

Posted in INTERESTING       18 Jun 2020       2504       5

1 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

Kazoo.. for obvious reasons


2 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

I’d bring a bicycle. Nobody would ever be able to catch me. They’d be in awe of my ability to travel anywhere I wanted 10x faster than them for free and not have to feed and train a horse.

 

3 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

A camera, and when I show them their picture, I tell them I’ve captured their soul.


4 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

A picture of Earth taken from outer space.

 

5 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

LED hula hoop

 

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6 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

As many spices and seasonings as I could in their modern-day little shaky containers. To say I would be a rich man would be an understatement.

 

7 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

If the point is to blow people’s minds, I’d take a gold plated Apache helicopter and materialize in year 0 at the top of Mount Olympus. I’d fly my golden chariot, circling Athens a few times so everyone notices, land it at the Parthenon, and emerge in a flight suit. Minds blown.

 

8 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

Prolly some fake magic equipment. S#$t, I could be Jesus 2 right after he died.

 

9 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

Well, antibiotics and medicines in general. Because if I don’t, I’ll probably kill everyone with all the diseases that I will bring from the future.

 

10 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

A lighter. If Hocus Pocus taught me anything, it’s that’s making fire in your hands will freak people out.

Also, I’d probably die without one.


11 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

A [email protected]#t ton of cocaine.

 

12 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

Flex-seal

Your door is splitting down the middle? There’s gaps in your houses? Your cart is broken? Don’t you guys worry, I gotcha covered.

 

13 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

My prosthetic leg for my amputation. Just being alive would be a feat and the leg would be the icing on the cake!!

 

14 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

A map of the world. Roman Empire in America.


15 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

A laser pointer with a solar battery. I’m gonna scare the [email protected]#t out of some people with a harmless beam of light

 

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16 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

Toilet paper. It even made people lose their minds in 2020.

 

17 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

A rubix cube and when I solve it I will be their king.

 

18 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

I keep going back and forth between the gun and the tank.

 

19 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?

An atom bomb is sure to make everyone lose their mind.

 

20 What Would You Bring If You Could Go Back To Year 0?


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Leafa 8 month s ago
solar calculator ofcourse. FOR SCIENCE!
       
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Link 8 month s ago
A dozen Walkie Talkies that can be recharged via solar power.
       
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Milly 8 month s ago
Detailed game score records for every major sports league, place your bets. good
       
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Erasmus 8 month s ago
A fine early 1900's horse drawn plow and some good grain.
That'll boost economy and the rest will follow.

If folks have no grasp of what you bring it'll be scary and condemed. Upgrade what they already have and that will really boost their lives and accelerate the scientific evolution.

Remember that in an evolved society only a select few are making food and that frees the hands of the rest to develop and prosper.
       
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Antonia 8 month s ago
My combination AK 57 oozie radar laser triple-barrel double-scoped heat-seekin shotgun.
       
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