Kazoo.. for obvious reasons
I’d bring a bicycle. Nobody would ever be able to catch me. They’d be in awe of my ability to travel anywhere I wanted 10x faster than them for free and not have to feed and train a horse.
A camera, and when I show them their picture, I tell them I’ve captured their soul.
A picture of Earth taken from outer space.
LED hula hoop
As many spices and seasonings as I could in their modern-day little shaky containers. To say I would be a rich man would be an understatement.
If the point is to blow people’s minds, I’d take a gold plated Apache helicopter and materialize in year 0 at the top of Mount Olympus. I’d fly my golden chariot, circling Athens a few times so everyone notices, land it at the Parthenon, and emerge in a flight suit. Minds blown.
Prolly some fake magic equipment. S#$t, I could be Jesus 2 right after he died.
Well, antibiotics and medicines in general. Because if I don’t, I’ll probably kill everyone with all the diseases that I will bring from the future.
A lighter. If Hocus Pocus taught me anything, it’s that’s making fire in your hands will freak people out.
Also, I’d probably die without one.
A [email protected]#t ton of cocaine.
Your door is splitting down the middle? There’s gaps in your houses? Your cart is broken? Don’t you guys worry, I gotcha covered.
My prosthetic leg for my amputation. Just being alive would be a feat and the leg would be the icing on the cake!!
A map of the world. Roman Empire in America.
A laser pointer with a solar battery. I’m gonna scare the [email protected]#t out of some people with a harmless beam of light
Toilet paper. It even made people lose their minds in 2020.
A rubix cube and when I solve it I will be their king.
I keep going back and forth between the gun and the tank.
An atom bomb is sure to make everyone lose their mind.