When i was a kid, i learned that if you say the ABC’s while you hold your oreo in milk, it’s the perfect softness/crispiness and doesn’t completely fall apart in the milk. To this day, i will whisper the abc’s under my breath. I did this once in front of my ex and he stopped he stared at me horrified and asked me why i was “chanting” at my oreos. I guess he couldn’t quite hear what i was whispering to my oreos and was freaked out that i had some evil oreo ritual or something.