” worked at an Italian restaurant that Billy Joel would occasionally dine at. Was chill as f@#k, tipped well. Once a weevil made its way into his girlfriend’s salad, and while she was appalled and refused to speak to anyone for the rest of the meal, Joel himself made light of it and made sure to tip 25% on the pre-discounted bill (since we comped his entrees).”
Miley is still a c#nt though.
I'll bet your mirror would show a real c#nt.