damn bird the wife and kids wanted is scared of every living thing on earth. except me. it *has* to sit on my shoulder, head, leg, wherever. I don't feed it or play with it or whatever.. if it ever lands on the wife or kids, it's by accident (trying to land on me, but it's a shitty pilot), and they need to sit veeerry still or it'll fly away. I however, can grab it from above, 'throw' it in it's cage and totally ignore it, and it will come out, and try whatever way it can to go back to me. i don't like the bird because it sh#ts everywhere, especially on me. i shoo it away whenever that happens, and yet still it comes back. the kids hate the bird because it only has a connection with me, and i couldn't care less, and now, they're asking me for a dog.
damn bird the wife and kids wanted is scared of every living thing on earth. except me. it *has* to sit on my shoulder, head, leg, wherever. I don't feed it or play with it or whatever.. if it ever lands on the wife or kids, it's by accident (trying to land on me, but it's a shitty pilot), and they need to sit veeerry still or it'll fly away. I however, can grab it from above, 'throw' it in it's cage and totally ignore it, and it will come out, and try whatever way it can to go back to me. i don't like the bird because it sh#ts everywhere, especially on me. i shoo it away whenever that happens, and yet still it comes back. the kids hate the bird because it only has a connection with me, and i couldn't care less, and now, they're asking me for a dog.
I however, can grab it from above, 'throw' it in it's cage and totally ignore it, and it will come out, and try whatever way it can to go back to me.
i don't like the bird because it sh#ts everywhere, especially on me. i shoo it away whenever that happens, and yet still it comes back.
the kids hate the bird because it only has a connection with me, and i couldn't care less, and now, they're asking me for a dog.
yeah, there's no moral to this story.