"Put an ‘S’ on 2 of the short-side corners of our almost-square-but-not-quite blanket so I don’t have to figure it out each time I’m changing the sheets."
#18 don’t forget to turn the toaster on its side to keep it from setting off the smoke alarm when the cheese melts into the toaster coils.
Or just wrap the pizza slices in aluminium foil. That way they won't come out dry too.