"If the aglet (the plastic around the end of a shoelace) falls off and you can’t lace your shoe without it, wrap it tightly with string and then super glue over it."
#18 don’t forget to turn the toaster on its side to keep it from setting off the smoke alarm when the cheese melts into the toaster coils.
Or just wrap the pizza slices in aluminium foil. That way they won't come out dry too.