On the DAY we left school for COVID, I had a class in HANDSHAKES. F@#KING HANDSHAKES. Apparently because giving a good handshake was “respectable” we were shown a PowerPoint on how to do it and were given “homework” to PRACTICE it on others because we couldn’t practice it among ourselves.

All of this was of course in the height of the pandemic and, obviously, no handshakes are allowed. Wtf school