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Betsy 4 year s ago
If you want to lose 130 lbs. in a jiffy, get a divorce
       
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Tanafra 4 year s ago
#7 For me when one nostril opens up the other side closes
       
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ZombieDarwin 4 year s ago
#7 "It's orgasmic."

I, uh, I think you're doing something wrong. I don't know what, but you're doing *SOMETHING* wrong.
       
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If you need to get up in the middle of the night keep one eye closed so that when you flip on the lights it stays attuned to night vision. That way you can still see in the dark with the other eye when you're done.

 

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