Tardigrade – Thirty Years
No, that’s not a typo. If you’re unfamiliar with the incredibly tiny “water bear,” it’s a microscopic organism capable of a scientific miracle. They can enter a state called cryptobiosis, where their metabolism drops to 0.01% of the normal rate. And that’s on top of not needing much water either.
Oh, and they’re immune to radiation, can survive withstand pressure that’s six times more crushing than the deepest reaches of the ocean. Tardigrades, you can’t f@#k with them.
At least that's what she wants me to think.
He went without sex for 1 year, not food.