"At resort, Executive chef sent me to the storeroom to get him a 12 oz jar of saffron threads. For those that don’t know, saffron is more expensive than cocaine.
Anyway, I enter the kitchen, yet someone spilled grease on the floor and didn’t get it all up. I slipped, dropped the jar and the saffron ended up all over the floor.
Got fired on the spot. Found out that jar cost $2500"
RmeMSG
It still makes me feel guilty.