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Sis 3 year s ago
#18 "Nobody ever has to use the toilet."
Vincent Vega did it, and it didn't turn out well for him
       
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Obie 3 year s ago
Sis, So did the guy in Dumb and Dumber.

#25 My Dreams usually have a soundtrack of some kind, even music now and then.
       
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Algy 3 year s ago
Leaves house in the morning.
Returns many hours later.
Doesn't need a key.....just opens the front door.
Oh, and every light/lamp is lit.

Every kitchen has a center island.
Above island hangs every type of copper pot & pan known to man.

Stranded on dinosaur island.
Carnivores everywhere.
Couple takes a seat to discuss where they went wrong in their marriage.
Oh, and they also talk loudly and sometimes yell-out to each other.
On an island full of dinosaurs.

Good guy foot-chases bad guy.
Bad guy gets a good lead.
Bad guy stops, peers around corner.
Good guy catches-up....looks around.....spots bad guy.
The chase resumes.

Assassin pursues guy through empty town....at night.
Guy hides behind whatever.....peers around.
Assassin spots him........and.....
Guy never thinks to simply hide under a car and be real quiet.
Guy also never thinks to remove his noisy boots which can be heard clip-clopping every time he runs away.

Girl pursued by chainsaw dude.
Instead of hiding somewhere and being real quiet, she runs screaming.
May as well scream 'I'M OVER HEEEEERE!!!!!!!'
       
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Gert 3 year s ago
#11 True now but, 60'/70's bars were, mainly, quiet enough to actually talk with each other..
       
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Eurydice 3 year s ago
Having quiet conversations on a commercial jetliner.
       
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Colie 3 year s ago
The panoramic hero scene in just about any epic. Taking hits to the face and not showing even a mark.
       
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Tina 3 year s ago
Finding a woman that wants to have sex and doesn't need raping.
       
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Lavonia 3 year s ago
#23 I have been stabbed, cut open and shot, its not actually sore until much later
       
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"Physically fit and attractive people everywhere."

 

 

"How normalized stalking is. "You dropped this, so I followed you for three hours to give it back" -> "Kiss and hug, now we're dating". In reality, it's mace and call the cops for stalking."



"Ask your friends to meet you at a predetermined time and place with no explanation as to why.

I have a hard time getting friends to meet up for legitimate reasons with advanced notice. Meanwhile, movie characters come together in an abandoned warehouse in Brazil like...

(all walk in at the same time)

"Why'd you call?""



"Not saying bye before hanging up."



"You can have a Ph.D. in theoretical high-energy astrophysics, have finished your postdoc(s), and be running the biggest project in the organization by the time you are 23 if you are a woman and really pretty."

 

 

"Walking home from the grocery store carrying a single paper bag with an unwrapped loaf of French bread sticking out the top."

 

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