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Sis 3 year s ago
#18 "Nobody ever has to use the toilet."
Vincent Vega did it, and it didn't turn out well for him
       
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Obie 3 year s ago
Sis, So did the guy in Dumb and Dumber.

#25 My Dreams usually have a soundtrack of some kind, even music now and then.
       
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Algy 3 year s ago
Leaves house in the morning.
Returns many hours later.
Doesn't need a key.....just opens the front door.
Oh, and every light/lamp is lit.

Every kitchen has a center island.
Above island hangs every type of copper pot & pan known to man.

Stranded on dinosaur island.
Carnivores everywhere.
Couple takes a seat to discuss where they went wrong in their marriage.
Oh, and they also talk loudly and sometimes yell-out to each other.
On an island full of dinosaurs.

Good guy foot-chases bad guy.
Bad guy gets a good lead.
Bad guy stops, peers around corner.
Good guy catches-up....looks around.....spots bad guy.
The chase resumes.

Assassin pursues guy through empty town....at night.
Guy hides behind whatever.....peers around.
Assassin spots him........and.....
Guy never thinks to simply hide under a car and be real quiet.
Guy also never thinks to remove his noisy boots which can be heard clip-clopping every time he runs away.

Girl pursued by chainsaw dude.
Instead of hiding somewhere and being real quiet, she runs screaming.
May as well scream 'I'M OVER HEEEEERE!!!!!!!'
       
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Gert 3 year s ago
#11 True now but, 60'/70's bars were, mainly, quiet enough to actually talk with each other..
       
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Eurydice 3 year s ago
Having quiet conversations on a commercial jetliner.
       
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Colie 3 year s ago
The panoramic hero scene in just about any epic. Taking hits to the face and not showing even a mark.
       
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Tina 3 year s ago
Finding a woman that wants to have sex and doesn't need raping.
       
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Lavonia 3 year s ago
#23 I have been stabbed, cut open and shot, its not actually sore until much later
       
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"Looking away from the road for a solid 10 seconds while driving to talk to someone"



"Everyone’s house is neat and tidy."


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