"If it’s hard to park in a big space, just imagine having to do it in this garage! Definitely not for the faint-of-heart."
"A new method that prevents insects from entering the water tank... and also prevents it from being opened."
"Don’t ask how or why, we don’t know either!
"Just in case you were wondering, we’re also not sure if they built the house or the lamp post first!"
"A great way to exercise, if you’re a professional climber"
"No room for a garage at home? Problem solved! But it’s worth remembering that the idea might not be as good as it seems at first."
"And speaking about garages and lousy ideas..."
"Looks like something doesn’t really add up here..."
"Not even the pyramids of Egypt are enveloped in as many mysteries as this construction."
“Stairway To Heaven”
"A new mystery that physics has to solve"
"We’re still trying to figure out what that watch tower is for."
"And the question remains: How long will it take to break it?"
"The owner wanted to convert it into a garage. Architect: No problem!"
"The owner might have come back with a face palm, but alright, he wanted a garage, didn’t he?"
"Minimalism 101: Use every single part of the house to your advantage, even the base pillars."
"Remember when you were a kid and you used to play with LEGOs? This person did it for real..."
“Trust me, I’m an architect.”
"Duct tape can have 1,001 uses, but keeping the columns in place for them to not break is certainly not one of them."
"—But sir, there’s a problem... The electric lines are in the way.
—Leave that up to me."
“Ok everyone, so let’s each of us do our part of the assignment at home and meet tomorrow to present it.”
"The only kind of stairs where going up is easier than going down..."
"—Architect, have you ever played Jenga?
—Hold my pencil!"
"How was your first day at work, darling?"
“Just some things you see when doing foundation inspections.”
Bonus: "After so many architectural absurdities, here’s something for people who complain about not reaching the kitchen cabinets... It’s the only explanation we found for this “design.”"