"My brother gave my oldest nephew 10 dollars a week if he did all his chores with out needing to be told or complaining.
One day he gets home early from work and sees. The neighbor kid tossing a bag in the trash. He asks him what he is doing and the kid says he gets 5 bucks a week to take care of a few chores.
My nephew outsourced his chores."
— downvotedarksouls