“The hole gets smaller when I squeeze it. Found it in the kitchen at my parents’ house. What do I use it for?”
A: "This tool is used to strip corn on the cob."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqmGFfiuXrM
#15
You're welcome.
Confidential?
Centennial? Continental?
From "The" Continent.
Like Continental manners would include not making a big deal out of someone's typo.
Gretchen,
In surgery, we call them Gigli.
If you're brave enough.