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Roxanne 3 year s ago
Let's share fake stories..
How about we don't..
I'm going to anyways.
Idiot..
       
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Shay 3 year s ago
Roxanne, that is not a real haiku. Your signature on the last line is spot on, though.
       
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Robbie 3 year s ago
Roxanne,

you don't HAVE to be here or comment at all.
       
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"I swiped right on someone who was the exact opposite of my type. Short, big teeth, not ambitious, really skinny. He was leaving town the morning after our date. He was a good half-hour late to the date, muttered softly, and was bad with eye contact. I only went on the date because I’d had really f@#ked up stuff happen to me and I just wanted one date with someone that wasn’t going to lead to anything just to feel normal.

Anyway we just had our first kid."

 

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