"He came to the door to borrow my sister’s textbook. no one would answer the door so I dragged myself out of bed, and answered the door in nightgown and curlers (hey, it was the early 80’s, ok?). He told me was there to see my sister. Without a word I nodded, turned around and screamed “SISSS-TURRR”, turned back around, said “family intercom system” completely deadpan, and left him standing on the porch while I went back to bed.

Married me anyway, 38 years on the 21st."

maimou1