Cute And Comical Stories About How Married Couples First Met (3 PICS + 13 GIFS)

Posted in INTERESTING       11 Aug 2020       1395       3

"Met a new coworker and our first interaction was me saying “I don’t believe you” under my breath as I walked by. He thought I said “I don’t like you”. Anyways, we’re married now."

 

studassparty

 

"Friend of mine in High School who looked suspiciously similar to a friend I had in kindergarten. One day:

“you know, I knew a in kindergarten and she looked a lot like you“,

“yea, I also knew a , and they had exactly your hairstyle“

We look deep into each other’s eyes

“Oh“"

 

fueselwe

 

"Right after our first kiss he said, “I’m not looking to get married.”

“Neither am I,” I replied.

So anyway, we’re married now."

 

hey_sjay

 

"I had just started dating this guy, and he came over to hang out. My roommate was b#tching about her coworker Pam. So I said, “Who names their kid Pam anyway? [email protected]#k b#tches named Pam.” My date says “My mom’s name was Pam.” His dead mom. Anyways, we’re married now."

 

MargotFenring

 

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"He came to the door to borrow my sister’s textbook. no one would answer the door so I dragged myself out of bed, and answered the door in nightgown and curlers (hey, it was the early 80’s, ok?). He told me was there to see my sister. Without a word I nodded, turned around and screamed “SISSS-TURRR”, turned back around, said “family intercom system” completely deadpan, and left him standing on the porch while I went back to bed.

Married me anyway, 38 years on the 21st."

 

maimou1

 

"Met him in high school while he was hitting on my identical twin sister. Anyways, we’re married now."

 

urbancowgirl42

 

"Co-worker’s boyfriend’s brother came up to stay with them. “We have to have you out for dinner with him, you have a lot in common, he likes nerdy things too. You’re not allowed to date him though.”

Definitely dated and married him. Co-worker and now brother-in-law broke up around the time we got engaged"

 

arovercai

 

"I had a cold, and went on a date to an Irish pub. I was eating bangers and mash and had the urge to cough. I tried to keep my mouth shut, but just wound up spraying his face with gravy and mashed potatoes through my pursed lips.

I was still coughing, so I took a sip of my drink to soothe my throat. It was beer. The bubbles tickled my throat more. I also spit that all over his face. He stared at me in disgusted horror as gravy, mashed potatoes and beer dripped down his face onto his shirt. I laughed and laughed and laughed, making my apologies sound very insincere.

Anyways, we’re married now. Thank goodness our booth had high backs so only he suffered!"

 

2beagles

 

"Shortly after we met he asked me “do you trust me?” I said laughed and said no. Anyhow, we’re married now."

 

thedoughnutAvenger

 

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"My great grandparents met because my great grandfather was delivering the newspaper to my great grandmother’s house and her brother thought he was trespassing and tried shooting at him, my great grandmother felt bad and bought him lunch. They were together for over 75 years and lived a very happy life."

 

Moobell55

 

"When we first met, his first words to me were “I’m gonna wife you”, and I scoffed.

Anyways, we’re married now."

 

LMucheng

 

"My dad threw a paper airplane at the back of my mom’s head in college. She told him to grow up. Anyways, they’ve been married now for over 36 years."

 

ReadingFrenzy

 

"I met my husband when I got a new job at a grocery store and the guy from the deli came up and yelled at me for hanging up on customers when I couldn’t figure out the phone transfer process.

He was that guy from the deli and anyway we’re married now."

 

GoodbyeTobyseeya1

 

"On our first date he tried showing off by drifting down a gravel road and tore through a ranch fence.

Anyway, we’re married now."

 

YaDrunkB#tch

 

"I swiped right on someone who was the exact opposite of my type. Short, big teeth, not ambitious, really skinny. He was leaving town the morning after our date. He was a good half-hour late to the date, muttered softly, and was bad with eye contact. I only went on the date because I’d had really [email protected]#ked up stuff happen to me and I just wanted one date with someone that wasn’t going to lead to anything just to feel normal.

Anyway we just had our first kid."

 

sensitiveinfomax

 



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Roxanne 2 month s ago
Let's share fake stories..
How about we don't..
I'm going to anyways.
Idiot..
       
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Shay 2 month s ago
Roxanne, that is not a real haiku. Your signature on the last line is spot on, though.
       
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Robbie 2 month s ago
Roxanne,

you don't HAVE to be here or comment at all.
       
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