Orrrr maybe stay the Hell out out of certain woods where bears are known to be, instead of stumping down a bike path wearing your Abercrombie, sipping a pumpkin latte, thinking the world belongs to you, with ear buds stuffed into your head to keep the stupid in as you tweet about your nature photo op.
#3 If you do panic and run, run uphill, they run slower uphill. Though, they still run faster than the fastest human runs on a flat track. But you will live a few seconds longer.
That was the bear advice they gave us when I was stationed up in Alaska.
Orrrr maybe stay the Hell out out of certain woods where bears are known to be, instead of stumping down a bike path wearing your Abercrombie, sipping a pumpkin latte, thinking the world belongs to you, with ear buds stuffed into your head to keep the stupid in as you tweet about your nature photo op.
#3 If you do panic and run, run uphill, they run slower uphill. Though, they still run faster than the fastest human runs on a flat track. But you will live a few seconds longer.
That was the bear advice they gave us when I was stationed up in Alaska.
That was the bear advice they gave us when I was stationed up in Alaska.